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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 03:34

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

How far does good behavior take you in a prison?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.